I just could not resist at my shot of becoming Bob Hope (nothing to do with president Obama here).
What do MP's and Ian Huntley have in common?
They have all confessed and they have all been under suicide watch.
The trouble with firing the present MP's is that the new ones will think that the money is not right.
How did Tony Blair end up a millionaire ? He was true to his nature.
Why did the duck cross the road ? To get to the floating house.